Heidi Montag, die. Die now.

Heidi Montag Twittered the following piece of "HOLY FUCK NO!" today and, to her credit, somehow managed to overshadow the fact she can actually write: I wanted to tell my twitter friends first.... I am pregnant!!!!!!!! I couldn't be more excited!!! I hope its a boy! Obviously, this was the only April Fool's joke Melons Moron-o could come up with and, seriously, not funny. Not funny at all. I