Coffee Order Stereotypes

So today at work I made an observation....You can tell a lot about someone by their coffee beverage of choice. So I present you the "Coffee Order Stereotypes", or observations according to me:

1. Mocha/Vanilla/Java Frappachino Latte with 1/2 one flavor and half another.
- pre-teens from the land of never-getting-fat
- 20 something who vents about long day and needs it
- A grown man who whispers the order than adds, "Can you add whipped cream?)

2. Latte with more than 1 flavor shot
- People who don't like coffee, but still want to feel cool drinking it. (Plus get an energy boost)

2. Coffee.
-Anyone over the age of 18

3. Tall/Grande/Venti Latte
-People who eat,sleep,breath Starbucks and see the world as a size Tall, Grande, or Venti.

4. Cappuccino (dry)
-Usually pushy, frigid biotches

5. Cappuccino (flavor shot)
-More cheerful biotches

6. Latte
-Women, usually with cute purses

7. Iced Coffee
People on the go, duh, usually chatty & nice.

8. Iced Coffee (half the ice)
A-holes

9. Americano (hot water/espresso)
Men who are holding a brief case or blueprints etc..

10. Tea
Women who have great skin or guys who talk about the weather and are usually hot.

11. Chai Latte
Eccentric looking people, nicest of all.

12. Smoothie
Everyone but the kitchen sink.

13. Esspresso, straight up
Crazy mofos

14. Their own concoction
This road can diverge into either a nasty person who watches you make the drink or a overly nice person that is grateful you're even making it.

Additions:
Half/Half - People over the age of 30
Skim - Women
Whole - Men
Splenda - Women
Raw Sugar - 20 somethings


That's my unofficial list. From working one day this shiz occurs like clockwork. What does YOUR order say about you....hahahahaha....

Thanks a latte.
Erin