Chantelle Houghton in a bikini

Here's British reality star Chantelle Houghton in France today. Honestly, I've never heard of this woman before, but believe it or not, I'm familiar with bikinis. No, really, I wouldn't lie to you. Unless we were married then it'd be an almost daily occurrence. WIFE: Honey, what are you doing?ME: Eating a sandwich.WIFE: But you're standing in the garage naked with a chainsaw.ME: .... We ran out