Red’s Meagre Comedy Left Me Blue

Red

I never thought I would say this but I am tired of comic book inspired movies. As an avid comic book reader I should love Hollywood’s desire to adapt everything under the sun to the big screen, but I just cannot sit through the junk anymore. The Walking Dead series has shown that graphic novels are better suited for television format than they are for feature films. A television series allows time to properly develop plot and characters; both of which are often lacking in film adaptations. This is most evident when watching films such as Red.

Frank Moses (Bruce Willis) is a retired C.I.A. operative who spends most of his days on the phone chatting up Sarah (Mary-Louise Parker), a customer service representative. Without warning Frank is targeted for extermination by the same agency he once served. In order to figure out who is behind all of this, Frank enlists the help of his former team (Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman, and John Malkovich). Although removed from the front lines for several years, Frank and his pals are about to teach the new breed of C.I.A., including William Cooper (Karl Urban), that whole habits die hard.

Red is one of those action comedies that exist on the sole premise that it is funny to watch old people shooting big guns. Unfortunately, the one-note joke becomes old rather fast. Once you get pass this point there is not much that the film actually offers. It is merely a string of action set pieces held together by the odd one-liners here and there.

While it is fun at times to see the likes of Mirren and Malkovich channelling their inner action hero, there is nothing that really bonds you to the characters. Everyone is fairly one dimensional, more than you would have expected from this type of film. Malkovich is the weird paranoid one, Willis is the love struck action hero, Mirren is the cool and deadly killer, etc. Half the time you end up questioning why Willis even needed to pull the whole team together in the first place? Morgan Freeman’s Joe is the most useless character in the whole bunch. His only real purpose is to show that legends should not rot away in a retirement home.

Even when Red tries to provide some depth, via the loved story between Frank and Sarah, the film falls flat. It is very telling when the brief love arc between Helen Mirren’s Victoria and Brian Cox’s Ivan is far more interesting than one of Frank and Sarah relationships around which the film centres. The subplots do not fair any better. The information regarding William Cooper’s family life is not enough to explain his actions in the latter half of the film. Also the whole storyline between the characters portrayed by Richard Dreyfuss and Julian McMahon is never properly developed and feels tacked on in the end.

Red is a film that entertains in short spurts but ultimately does not offer anything that will not be forgotten once you leave theatres.

Top Five Friday: Cameron Diaz

The Best

There’s Something About Mary

Overrated? Some may think so. It does not have the constant replay value for me like Old School does. Yet, every couple of years, I catch myself watching this on television and laughing just as hard as I did in theatres.

The Last Supper

I have always been fond of The Last Supper. Dark comedies are a tough thing to pull off, especially ones with political themes.  This one found a way to do it right.  Plus where else can you see Ron Perlman and Jason Alexander in the same film.

Being John Malkovich

Hard to believe this film came out 11 years ago. While Catherine Keener and John Malkovich are the scene stealers in this flick, I thought Cameron Diaz did a wonderful job as the frumpy Lotte Schwartz.

My Best Friend’s Wedding

I fear I may lose my Old Spice “manly man” card for saying this, but I actually enjoyed this film. Diaz played the annoying bride perfectly. Diaz was good in In Her Shoes as well, but I enjoyed Wedding more overall.

A Life Less Ordinary
Often forgotten when talking about Danny Boyle’s body of work, some would say for good reason, but I think expectations were too high on the film. After Shallow Grave and Trainspotting I do not think people knew how to respond to a lighter Boyle flick. It works as an off-beat romance.


The Worst

The Sweetest Thing

A girl’s version of a Farrelly Brothers film…not made by the Farrelly Brothers. That pretty much says it all right there.

The Box
The Box polarized many ciniphiles. I fall into the group that found this film a bore.

Head Above Water
I already mentioned my thoughts on Gangs of New York in an earlier post, so I will not bother to list it again. Instead I will include this film which features another Scorsese alum, Harvey Keitel. 

Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle
The first Charlie’s Angels movie was mindless campy fun. Full Throttle one was just mindless. Bill Murray was smart to jump ship when he did.

Shrek the Third
Really, I could include Shrek 2 in this slot as well. The sequels have left such a ghastly taste in my mouth that I cannot even watch the original Shrek, which I once loved, anymore.

Movie Marketing Monday

Jonah Hex

As much I enjoy reading comics, Jonah Hex is a character I never got into. DC Comics has had a far better track record on the big screen than Marvel so I may give this one a shot. Plus Brolin has some pretty good one-liners in the trailer, which leads me to believe that the film stays close to the source material.






Buried

Sometimes the simplest trailers are the most effective. The premise sounds like a mix between the Quentin Tarantino directed episodes of CSI and the film Old Boy (a personal favorite). Cannot wait for this one!