Angelina Jolie

So basically Angelina Jolie is the white Tiger Woods, but with a vagina. At this point, I could claim I had sex with her during her hot years, and mathematically, you'd have no choice but to believe me. Because it's true and now I know what it means to hear dolphins cry. Or whatever nonsensical saying that translates to me caressing a boob.It is alleged the pair first had a brief fling after she