When forced to name a male celebrity that might be capable of making me swoon, I can't come up with the typical Brad Pitt or other standbys.
I pick John Cusack.
Kyle Chandler. And Sting.
This drives Mr. Burns batty.
The other night Sting came up in conversation and Mr. Burns... fully bewildered asked, "What is it with women and Sting?"
I don't know. He's just hot.
"Why"
He just oozes sex appeal. It can't be explained.
"I don't get it." says Mr. Burns.
Well then, I say... What is it with men and Shania Twain?
He looks at me.
"I know. " I say. "Shania Twain is smoking hot."
The other night Sting came up in conversation and Mr. Burns... fully bewildered asked, "What is it with women and Sting?"
I don't know. He's just hot.
"Why"
He just oozes sex appeal. It can't be explained.
"I don't get it." says Mr. Burns.
Well then, I say... What is it with men and Shania Twain?
He looks at me.
"I know. " I say. "Shania Twain is smoking hot."
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