Or - he's in trouble with his wife

Just one of the many hilarious quotes found on http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

No More Montessori School for You, Young Lady

Mom - about man on train with flowers: Awww, he has flowers. They're probably for his girlfriend.
Eight-year-old daughter: Mom, you never know! They could be for a boy.
--LIRR